lokis-army-at-221b:

we are the future

85,234 notes | 10 hours ago | from | originally

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

image

now im lion on the cold hard ground

image

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

116,941 notes | 10 hours ago | from | originally
tmagazine:

The artist Lei Xue’s ‘‘Drinking Tea’’ series (2007-13) consists of crumpled porcelain cans decorated with traditional Chinese patterns. See the world in blue and white here.Courtesy of Galerie Martina Detterer, Frankfurt am Main, Germany

tmagazine:

The artist Lei Xue’s ‘‘Drinking Tea’’ series (2007-13) consists of crumpled porcelain cans decorated with traditional Chinese patterns. See the world in blue and white here.


Courtesy of Galerie Martina Detterer, Frankfurt am Main, Germany

2,783 notes | 10 hours ago | from | originally

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

oh my god. reblogging for the last one.

228,840 notes | 18 hours ago | from | originally
169,936 notes | 18 hours ago | from | originally

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

159,840 notes | 18 hours ago | from | originally

foxylikeme:

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

96,679 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally

wewhofightmonsters

if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence

was named copycat

they saw the opportunity and they took it

33,517 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally

libelli-et-apricitas:

Hercules-themed sandwich shop called “Zero to Gyro”

10 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally
9,013 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

76,192 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally
demurest:

d-uhh:

gospel-stitch:

handrolledmenthols:

Caught this gem off the redline the other day. This is my photo, please do not repost it or change the content source. 

I smile every time 

this is beautiful because it could mean anything. its like they have left you to finish off the sentence for yourself. it could be “let her know right now that she’s beautiful, that you love her, that you cheated, that your have cancer or that you are depressed, but there is one definite meaning to this and its: let her know right now before its too late, before you hurt her even more (if its bad), before its the wrong time and she doesn’t feel the same way (if its an emotion). that is why this is my absolute favourite picture on tumblr 

^ wow..  

demurest:

d-uhh:

gospel-stitch:

handrolledmenthols:

Caught this gem off the redline the other day. This is my photo, please do not repost it or change the content source. 

I smile every time 

this is beautiful because it could mean anything. its like they have left you to finish off the sentence for yourself. it could be “let her know right now that she’s beautiful, that you love her, that you cheated, that your have cancer or that you are depressed, but there is one definite meaning to this and its: let her know right now before its too late, before you hurt her even more (if its bad), before its the wrong time and she doesn’t feel the same way (if its an emotion). that is why this is my absolute favourite picture on tumblr 

^ wow..  

155,431 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

image

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

image

“What an unexpected -“

image

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

image

“You’re trapped!”

image

“By societal convention!”

image

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

image

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

image

This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

129,577 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally

tardismyoldgirl:

basicwitches:

if u cant handle me at my moffat u dont deserve me at my russell t davies

I felt this on a deep emotional level

16,773 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally
my-noodles:

always reblog

my-noodles:

always reblog

207,653 notes | 1 day ago | from | originally