Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a god
Still quite a bit left to do, but it’s really coming together! I like the colors in this dress so much more then my red and white version. I think it looks a lot less juvenile and way more magical.
It’s made from organza and chiffon with a tulle overlay and $60 of fake flowers.
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
Trying to make plans with your friends..
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
don’t you dare imply that Dinosaur Eggs ain’t still the most rad thing you’ve ever seen
So I was looking up Norse names and
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
some days i feel like a princess and other days i feel like ed in lion king
ARE THEY PIGS
ARE THEY SHEEP
I WANT 10
don’t litter, it scares the sharks