emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god
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doxiequeen1:

Still quite a bit left to do, but it’s really coming together! I like the colors in this dress so much more then my red and white version. I think it looks a lot less juvenile and way more magical. 

It’s made from organza and chiffon with a tulle overlay and $60 of fake flowers.

I have information about how I’m making it here! And a video about it here

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

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toothpastecomics:

College classhole. [toothpastedordinner]

toothpastecomics:

College classhole. [toothpastedordinner]

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roarandrainbow:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

don’t you dare imply that Dinosaur Eggs ain’t still the most rad thing you’ve ever seen

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insertcoolpunhere:

So I was looking up Norse names and

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14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.


17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?


21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?



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malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

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j0ye:

some days i feel like a princess and other days i feel like ed in lion king

image

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samandriel:

ARE THEY PIGS

ARE THEY SHEEP

NOBODY KNOWS

I WANT 10

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
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lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

lizclimo:

don’t litter, it scares the sharks

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