hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

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susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

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ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

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dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

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sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

The caption tho

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

The caption tho

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orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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portlybibliophile:

WͯH̰̜͎̎͌́E̡̦͎̺̪̜͉͗̇ͩͭ͌ͨ̾R̡̩̼̩̥̹͖ͤ̈ͮ̚E̙̼͙̞͍̯ ̦̝̯̼̗ͫA͊̽̆̇̂R̛̰̣̺E̵̹̞̤̫ͧ̏ͅ ̹̘̬̔ͯ̂̇Ẏ̨̾̅ͤ̆ͩOͦŨR̢̩͆͛ͩ͗͒̿͑ ̙̪̺̙̙̳̖̓̏̚͘A̦̲͓̗̥̗̟̅Ŗ͖͇ͅM͑͗ͫS͕̟̩̮͓̒͆,̤̃ ̜͢F̡̬̀ͤͩͮ̋̅A̻̾̓͡T̛̟͓̬̋͊ͩH̳̱̞̫͉̆͌̍Ẻ̞̺̘̜͍̮̰ͪ̄͆͊ͪ̚R̕?̰̬̼̝̞̣͉̫̫̞̠ͥͣͧͣ̽ͭ̋̅͛̌ͅͅL̓̃̇͠E͎̞̞̫̼T͇̪͓͓̜͇ͪ̽ ̳̦͕͖̭͚͒ͮͪ͐͢M͘E̬̖̟̬̻̅̆́͜ ͔͡E͓̔̆̐͆̑ͣ̅M͎̝͉͚͡Ḇ̡͋ͬͨ̈́Rͧ̍A̝͍̤̗͋̄̊ͪ͞C̘̱͆͑̆Ě͎̟̩̱̥̪ͩ̀ ͓Y̟̘̬͖͂̀Õ̰͕̩͎̍̓͛ͭ͜Ū̫̪͉̮͖̾ͯͯ̾͒͠ ̨͔̤̮̜͖͇̂̑͌̈́̈ͪF̴̮̏͆A̰̯̪͇̻͉͈ͪ̽̏ͫ̌T̏ͅH͍̝̳͈̑͗̃͆̿̎͡Ȩ̪̲ͪͣ͋ͅR̝̞͙͙̫͓̳̄̋̎ͩ͋͟.̢̮̙̩̋ͤ̿̿

portlybibliophile:

WͯH̰̜͎̎͌́E̡̦͎̺̪̜͉͗̇ͩͭ͌ͨ̾R̡̩̼̩̥̹͖ͤ̈ͮ̚E̙̼͙̞͍̯ ̦̝̯̼̗ͫA͊̽̆̇̂R̛̰̣̺E̵̹̞̤̫ͧ̏ͅ ̹̘̬̔ͯ̂̇Ẏ̨̾̅ͤ̆ͩOͦŨR̢̩͆͛ͩ͗͒̿͑ ̙̪̺̙̙̳̖̓̏̚͘A̦̲͓̗̥̗̟̅Ŗ͖͇ͅM͑͗ͫS͕̟̩̮͓̒͆,̤̃ ̜͢F̡̬̀ͤͩͮ̋̅A̻̾̓͡T̛̟͓̬̋͊ͩH̳̱̞̫͉̆͌̍Ẻ̞̺̘̜͍̮̰ͪ̄͆͊ͪ̚R̕?̰̬̼̝ͥͣͧͅͅ
̞̣͉̫̫̞̠ͣ̽ͭ̋̅͛̌L̓̃̇͠E͎̞̞̫̼T͇̪͓͓̜͇ͪ̽ ̳̦͕͖̭͚͒ͮͪ͐͢M͘E̬̖̟̬̻̅̆́͜ ͔͡E͓̔̆̐͆̑ͣ̅M͎̝͉͚͡Ḇ̡͋ͬͨ̈́Rͧ̍A̝͍̤̗͋̄̊ͪ͞C̘̱͆͑̆Ě͎̟̩̱̥̪ͩ̀ ͓Y̟̘̬͖͂̀Õ̰͕̩͎̍̓͛ͭ͜Ū̫̪͉̮͖̾ͯͯ̾͒͠ ̨͔̤̮̜͖͇̂̑͌̈́̈ͪF̴̮̏͆A̰̯̪͇̻͉͈ͪ̽̏ͫ̌T̏ͅH͍̝̳͈̑͗̃͆̿̎͡Ȩ̪̲ͪͣ͋ͅR̝̞͙͙̫͓̳̄̋̎ͩ͋͟.̢̮̙̩̋ͤ̿̿

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iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

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